To Kilt? Or Not to Kilt?

That, my fellow runners, is the new question...

And here's what I'm talking about:
The Sport Kilt:

"...green for shiggy, brown for mud and dirt, blue for water crossed, red for blood shed,  white for  trails and amber representing our beverage of choice."

Or, The Hiking Kilt:

The hiking kilt is listed as being 330 grams and also "cool, quick drying, and breathable".  I do like the sound of that, but I also like the colors and the meaning of the above style of the sport kilt.  If I could get that top pattern in a hiking kilt style, I'd be sold on it!

As it is, I would use it for St. Patty's Day races, Labor Pains 12 hour endurance run (for a lap or two) and maybe some other trail races just for shits and giggles.  Plus, my wife said it looks sexy :)  As I'm really not racing this year because of injury recovery, I really don't need to get one yet.

So, do you Kilt?

Pictures are also from www.sportkilt.com.