Things I was thankful for on this run...bad stomach not included...

These are the things I was thankful for on this run:

• A nice cool night
• Low humidity
• Clear skies (it's gonna get worse)
• That I did not completely heave my dinner that I had an hour and a half before (granola in cultured milk- really stupid choice for a dinner that close to a run)
  
• I live in an area with one room school houses
• These schools have outhouses
• That I made it to one without having to hop into a corn field
  
• The little boys room had no skunks in it
• There was toilet paper
• The spider (and HUGE web) I wiped away did not bite my ass
• That there was hand sanitizer there!
  
• That I ended up running alone tonight

Other than that, 4.96 miles in 44:01 for an 8:53 pace including warm up and cool down, and slow downs at stop signs...but not the pit stop...